First off, my apologies that you are here. In my estimation you are, most likely, a poor soul who has stumbled upon this blog in an attempt to access their own blog. Or, maybe, you were Googling something completely different, and a typo brought you here. Or, per chance, you actually mean to be here, and for that I say kudos and thank you.
I mean to be here. It is my job. Not actually a job, in the common sense of the word. I’m not getting paid. But I have been enlisted by my friends (and now co-bloggers) Steven and DefiniTV. I first met DefiniTV at Northwestern University. We were roommates for 4 years. Two of those years I spent sleeping under DefiniTV…in bunk beds. I first met Steven the Christmas of my freshman year at college at a Houston area Hooters. Back then, Steven had a mullet. And while he denies it now, he looked as if he owned a junkyard and spent his days looking after a three-legged dog named Courage.
The three of us have been friends since, but have decided to inhabit different parts of the country. The reviews and comments I make on this blog will be brought to you from the fabulous Midwest region, specifically the city of Chicago. It is here that I threw my journalism degree in that closet you save for winter coats and your fake Christmas tree and am working as a software trainer.
From me, you can expect a focus on sports and current events and the occasional movie I hate so much, I will be forced to put words on a page.
Whether you stumbled here by accident,mean to be here, or can’t believe you are still reading this garbage, the fact remains that you ARE here. So since you’re in the neighborhood, stay a while and enjoy. At the very least, pat Courage on the head and throw him a tennis ball. Don’t worry if he doesn’t fetch it. HE HAS THREE LEGS. HE CAN BARELY RUN!
