Excuse me. I’m sorry, excuse me. You’re in my way. What? I’m in YOUR way? Listen, big fella, I was walking here.
Yes, I walk here often. This is a highly trafficed route in my daily routine. Well then that’s your fault for not noticing me everyday.
Oh, somebody thinks highly of themself. Sure, fine, I’ll admit [...]
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Why is this rhinoceros looking at me funny?
Posted in Looney Like a Bat, tagged beastiality, rhinoceros, wet pants on December 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why’s this pig looking at me funny?
Posted in Looney Like a Bat, tagged beastiality, mind control, pig, swine on December 4, 2008 | 2 Comments »
An article in today’s New York Times discusses a group of Dutch farmers who are saving the environment two fold by collecting the harmful methane emmissions from animal waste and using it as an alternative source of energy. Farmers around the world have been and are experimenting with techniques to harness this low grade fuel [...]
Ok….so I lied.
Posted in Looney Like a Bat, tagged Burger King, crazy, Have It Your Way, insane, Jean Claude, Stupid, Van Damme, WTF on November 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I just read this on The Superficial and nearly peed my pants laughing. There are two things that amaze me about this. 1) Jean Claude Van Damme is still alive. 2) He IS as crazy as we all want him to be.