I know, I know. I have been a bad blog host. I feel like I have hosed my large audience, and I am sorry. Anyways….
Today, as reported on Yahoo.com, the United States Army promoted Lt. Gen. Ann E. Dunwoody to the rank of 4 star general. The first woman ever promoted to this senior position. The headline for it is “breaking the glass ceiling.” I think that the Army is full of shit and there has been no “breaking” of anything. Here is why. Look at her last name. What is the first thing that stands out to you. That’s it. I see the lightbulb going off. There it is, bright as day. WOOD. She has “wood” in her last name. Yet another way for men to push their dominance over women. I can just see the dialogue now:
Pres. Bush: Aw shit Dick. Laura has been ridin’ my ass like the cowgirl she is, cuz she is from Texas, about promotin’ a woman to 4 star status. Mumblin’ on about how she feels that me callin’ her my little 4 star general isnt enough. She wants a woman to really be one. Well what the hell am I ’spose to do?
Vice Pres. Cheney: (sitting like Mr. Burns) Well Georgy Porgey, I put together a list of the only two women eligible for promotion. One has a last name of Gainey, the other is Dunwoody.
Pres. Bush: Well shit Dick. That’s a joke in itself.
Vice Pres. Cheney: I agree sir, and please don’t shit a dick. That would mean you pack fudge, unless it is one of those Texas euphemisms.
Pres. Bush: What the fuck is a you-fo-mossimo? Is it a Target brand. I really like Target. They don’t let those stupid Good Will Santas ring their bells in front of their stores during Christmas. Those guys scare me.
Vice Pres. Cheney: Me too sir.
Pres. Bush: Give that cowgirl a promotion just cuz she has “wood in her name”. And go get me a ding-dong too.
